I went to karaoke for the first time in a couple months last night. I drove! I DROVE! That also means I didn't drink. I sat at the bar for 4.5 hours without one drop of liquor. OK, I had ONE DROP of liquor only to taste a Purple Rain my friend ordered. It did not taste like a purple rain. That was the moment I realized I was a complete lush. I said-I know it tastes like the gross grape cough syrup your mother made you drink when you were younger, but I would so down that just because that means there is THAT much alcohol in it. Needless to say, it sat on the table untouched at the end of the night. We left 3 men behind last night. I cried a bit inside...I would have never let that happened in the past. I think I've grown up! Look mommy! I'm all grown up now!
It was interesting driving on the freeway for the first time in 6 months. Almost like I was doing something wrong. I kept looking in my mirrors and every time we came up to an emergency turn around point I would slow down just a bit. Why? I don't know-I guess I'm always going to have the feeling of guilt in the back of my head, even if I'm not guilty of anything. Always looking over my shoulder for a cop to pull me over. What will I say? No-I didn't have a drop to drink. No seriously, only caffeine. I act like this all the time, I have witnesses. Can I get a Witness? I wanted to sing that song for karaoke, but that's the only part of the song I know and I don't know the name or who sang it, so I left it alone.
I'm going to break into my sisters house now and watch the recorded Bones episode I missed last night since I was karaoking. Technically I was sitting at the hot bar with my friends wondering where this smell of ass was coming from. Then I realized it was from my food. My food smelled like ass and I ate it. Well, let's just say my shit smelled the same coming out this morning. Maybe the chicken quesidilla's was not as good of an idea as I thought it was. They were still good.
Well, Happy Good Friday-Jesus died for you-what are you going to do for me?
Ciao!
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2 comments:
yeah, that rain tasted like shit. But I would have drunk the shit out of it! We are lushes, plain and simple. I owe you a night out of drunken bliss, though. Thanks for Saturday!
"Can I Get a Witness" is by Marvin Gaye. The Rolling stones also did a cover of it. I'm soooo proud of you sober Jennifer!!!! :)
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