The Different Levels of Drunkeness

Here are a listing of possible drunk stages. More to follow and much more elaboration to come. Feel free to post any additions and comments to help fill out.

The beer drunk
I have been here more times than not. All you drink is beer. The lighter the beer the more you drink creating for what seems to be a fairly empty stomach. You usually are in a bar at this point so you look for a menu or call over the bartender/waitress and order the greasiest pile of crap you can think of and end up eating the entire platefull only to realize you are still hungry.
If you drink a beer that is actually a beer you may not fill up on the greasy bar food, but your stomach eventually fills up with enough liquid that you can't make it to the bathroom fast enough. You become louder than normal and you may not remember full conversations or you develope ADD and interrupt people in the middle of a conversation to talk about some obscene thing you saw that day (or earlier that week, who remembers at that point) and don't even realize you had interrupted the conversation to begin with.

The liquor drunk
I don't drink liquor anymore due to the fact that too much leads to complete expulsion of liquor ingested, but not before the complete horniness that ensues where you are all of a sudden you are turned into a juggle cat in heat searching for her next mate. It never ends well...

The I didn't eat anything today drunk
This drunk sucks! The slightest touch of the alcohol to your lips sends you in a drunken stupor and you end up saying and doing things you would never do on a normal basis.

The I ate too much today drunk

The I took cold medicine because I'm sick drunk

The I took cold medicine but I'm not sick drunk

The Mexican Margarita drunk

The angry drunk

The I'm already drunk though I didn't even drink anything drunk

The paranoid drunk

The I have no legs drunk

The bloated drunk