Things I like

  • Alexander Dumas, Jane Austin, Tim Burton, The Crow, Amelie

Saturday, April 17, 2010

The invention of lying

I haven't drank since Saturday. Oh wait, today is Saturday. Crap...Ok, so I went for a run this morning in the freezing weather. The Brecksville Fire Department was actually doing training in the park-Bonus! Plus, I saw one of the eagle's that nested in the park flying overhead with a fish in its claws. Totally Discovery channel shit, not even joking. Then I took the three hell hounds for a 30 minute walk, took a shower and had a Moslon XXX, then another. Then read the label that said 7.3% alcohol. No food but a packet of oatmeal at 7:30 this morning...and 2 7.3% alcoholic beverages? Yeah, somebody drank too much. Made myself a frozen pizza, put in a load of laundry...crap, got to check on that, and watched a movie. In the meantime made dinner plans with two different people. Whoopsy-maybe they won't mind all three of us meeting together? HA!
The Invention of Lying-BAD movie. First of all, the concept was slightly original, unless there was another 1939 film previously made that hasn't made it to TCM yet (LOVE IT!). Concept is a world full of people that don't know the meaning of lying. They always tell the truth. Great, I wish I could be more like that-would get out of dinner plans a lot easier HAHA, plus I'm sure...well, you know. Anyway, the stupid part of the movie was the fact that not only did the people not lie, they obviously also had no censures what-so-ever in their brains. They just said the first thing that popped into their heads. "I was just masturbating" Great, but nobody asked what you were doing, why do you feel it necessary to tell us? "I think that you are ugly" OK, nice, so do I, but again, no one asked what you thought of me, therefore there would be no reason for you to express your true feelings at this time. Stupid. The movie could have been better if they took that part out. Plus, I got super bored with it so I ended up fast forwarding through it again. Maybe I am starting to get adult onset ADD. This was the second movie I have watched that I just didn't care enough to sit through the entire thing. Oh wait, alcohol was involved with both movies...maybe that was the reason. They do say that alcohol brings out the truth. But I don't see it. I just get sleepy. Speaking of which...snooze fest time while the dogs are still tired from their run. I need to get my coat from home, it's freezing out there. Not like I'm going to go right now, but you know, later maybe tomorrow! HAHA What? Oh, right, so the movie then started getting too religious for me too. Bringing down the whole Ten Commandments thing and "the guy in the sky" all that malarkey. Really, I think my laundry is done. Should probably check on that. Oh, yeah, supposed to check on movie times as well. Fuck it, I'm taking a nap. I have an 11 mile run tomorrow in..shit I forgot the address at home. Now I really have to go home later. Richmond Hts I think..but what is the address? No more drinky drink for you. It's not even 3pm yet. Holy shit! It's only 2:30! In the afternoon! I've been up too long to be worried about all this crap. What crap? Beats me, I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore. Is this spelled right?
I'm going to go...

Ciao!

1 comment:

The Fat Gay said...

Psycho! It is freezing. Now by your logic, you cannot drink again for an entire week. Get it girl.