Smile! It's Friday!

I was driving to work this morning and I said to myself, damn, I look good today. I laughed out loud. Then I went into the factory, and my own opinion on myself was confirmed when a factory worker literally ran up to me so I could hear him over the machinery-“I just wanted to say I like your outfit today.” I don’t know, today’s a really good day. So what if it is not even lunch time.
Weird, I just saw the VP of the company run through the office. But then again, is it really that weird? If you knew him you probably wouldn’t think so. That reminds me of the time, oh, probably about 5 years ago, when he was running through the office of our old building and collided right into me. That should have been the day I said, See ya! But I still stayed on, it’s not like he didn’t say he was sorry-though it was mumbled incoherently as he kept running past. On second thought, did he even apologize? Mother…!
I stopped drinking coffee again for about a month. This week I have been drinking it like water. No wonder why I am so antsy today. Oh my goodness, the words are forming in my brain faster than I can type them out, which is causing me to leave out great sections. Don’t get me wrong, I am a fast typer, but even my fingers aren’t that fast! I think a feature length film was just created in my brain but I was too slow on the output to fully grasp the plot. Dangit. I could have won that Oscar! I blame it on the alcohol…or lack there of considering I haven’t drank since Sunday. I know, not even a week, and look at me! Falling apart at the seams!
Ok, technically I am writing this during working hours-though I probably won’t post it until lunch time. Maybe my next post will be from my house as I was fired for doing “unrelated work activity during working hours.” If that’s the case…well, needless to say, the economy, the fact we built a billion dollar building 4 years ago and the fact that management does not seem to truly grasp how to run a company successfully has created much down time for me. I have learned a lot of useless information. Like, well, the Easter Bunny for one. I also learned about Santa Claus, and in a few days you will see what I learned about on St. Patrick. Not to mention, how heavy human hair is, where the fat goes after you lose it…the list goes on my friends. Maybe I should just start blogging about all my google encounters. That would be fun!
Ok, so I understand that not many people have much to do here, but the receptionist keeps coming over to talk to me. If I wanted to talk to you, I would have gotten up and talked to you. Not to mention her grammar is like fingernails on a chalk board to me. I’m in too good of a mood to let that bog me down. On to better things! I don’t even know what I was talking about anymore. It’s ok, I’m just drunk! HAHAHA the two people that read this will get that reference.
Enjoy your Friday!

Ciao!