It is March 31 and I forgot to pay my 'rent'. Every month...every stinking month. It doesn't help that I am so used to not going home for lunch that I decided to stay at work (actually for fear I would not make it back into work if I left the office building) so I couldn't just throw her the check on the way out the door. Oh well, she'll deal.
On to more pressing matters.
I used to date a guy who was adamant I mean COMPLETELY adamant on letting me know all the time that he only washes with unscented soap and uses unscented deodorant. No lotions or colognes of any sort. Ok, then why did you smell like a freaking Axe commercial then freak? Yeah, that's right-you SMELLED! And his hands were so super dry that they looked and felt disgusting. "These are a man's hands" Fuck off-you can take care of yourself just like anyone else without feeling any less of a man. And if you feel that way, then YOU are the one with the problem.
I'm gonna eat me a Reese's peanut butter cup. Yum.
And this whole Blue for baby boy and Pink for baby girl is the most annoying start to segregation of the sexes. I don't know what's more annoying-those two colors, or the fact that more people are starting to bring in Yellow and Green so not to be gender specific in clothes picking. Why don't I just dress my little boy in a dress and my little girl in a jumper suit? That will really fuck with their heads. Who the hell cares-it's a freaking baby. Spending more money on a stupid outfit they will out grow in about two weeks anyway is unnecessary. Just wrap them in a towel and call it a day. They will mess up the nice new outfit one way or another plus they can't really move around much.
I think I'm a bit angry today. I blame it on the annoying receptionist and the fact my feet hurt for some reason. Oh her voice is like finger nails on a chalk board. I could just go outside for a walk...but my feet hurt. I hope it's not due to my new, over priced shoes. Maybe I'm just not used to them yet? I'll give it a few more runs and see what happens.
I'm done complaining for now.
Ciao!
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That's why I liked Blue's Clues. Blue was the girl dog and Magenta was the boy. Parents went up in arms when Magenta was announced as HE, and the parents soon realized that Blue was a SHE. I loved it. Heaven forbid our baby boy be exposed to such gross abominations! It could be the shoes. They might be realigning the way your foot hits the ground. It's not pain, it's gratitude for correcting the years of abuse.
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