Not so beautiful

At least the weekend was nice and I spent a good chunk of it outdoors. Well, the good chunk I spent was in cardio workout mode, but it was still spent.
I decided I want to become a spy for the American government. No, a double agent for the Columbian government. Well, I just blew my cover. Now what? I'm going to go back to school to become a librarian. You need schooling for that? Not just one of those old lady's that sits on her tuff and yells at you for being too loud, but someone who actually uses the brain they have for intellectual reasons such as research and the dewey decimal system. I love that system! Remember the card catalogue from grade school? I swear they just put them together to test the students to weed out all the stupid ones. Ever wonder why your best friend would show up to school one day and then the next they weren't there, yet no one really knew what happened to them? Did they have strep throat, chicken pox or worse yet...LICE?! Oh, good old SMT and their lice scares. It was because of one family, and don't try to tell me any differently. I will not mention their names, but let's just say if you walked into any class room you were bound to find a family memeber there. Luckily, there wasn't any in my class, just about every one below. I'm sure they are still there-procrating into the world. Isn't there the 'survival of the fitest' gene in that group? Maybe they are the fitest. Oh goodness, what does the human race have to look forward to now?
I still need a hair cut. I should look into different ideas. I think I'm going to get it done within the next week or two. I can't take it anymore.
Well, lunch is about over and I have to pee.