Friday

So, yesterday was obviously a bum day. Did anyone care? Obviously not otherwise I'm sure at least one person would have commented. What if I killed myself? Don't worry, I'm not going to do that. There is much more fun and excitement just waiting for me in life for me to end it right now. If I die, so be it, but it won't be by my hand.
Let's focus on something else. What? I really don't know. I guess I'll just ramble on for the next two minutes starting...NOW:

Do you ever wonder why the phrase is "A desert island" is used? I mean, the definition of an island is a land mass surrounded by water, so how can it be a desert? Unless they mean, technically, a human can not consume salt water without the fear of a slow, agonizing death-for real, yo. Don't drink salt water. There is a way to create drinking water out of salt water, I just haven't googled it yet. Now that I'm thinking about it, I probably will. Hmmm...more to follow on that one. So, I guess it is understandable, figuratively speaking, to use "a desert island" because you can not drink the water surrounding your new home, therefore you may run the risk of dying of thirst-just like you would in a desert. Unless you are that Bear guy-Man Vs. Wild. I'm sure he will find a way to drink a birds pee and survive off of mud.
Well, it seems that my two minutes are up. Did I leave anyone hanging?

HAPPY FRIDAY!!!

Ciao!