Day 2 of 7

I forgot to take my stuff back to the library today. I thought I would have a racked up fine of at least $5, since they decided to jack up the late fees due to the falling economy (but if the economy is falling, do you really think that people are going to pay the library late fees owed??). But, due to the ever expanding technolgy, I was able to renew my stuff online and I now have another three weeks to return them. Of course I will return them tomorrow so more people can check out the oh so wonderful array of movies and books I have in my possession at this very moment. For if I keep them for the three weeks, I will most likely forget to return them again, thus starting the vicious cycle of late fees, renewing and librarian madness for a mere $5 owed on a library card that the holder has had for over 20 years (needless to say it has taken 20 years to rack up that $5 fine, thank you very much-and they don't ask for the money until you owe $10...will I then be forced to open a card at an opposing counties library if this happens? Do I know someone living an another county to which I may use their address for the library card? Will it really get that bad that this may occur? It's just a library card for goodness sake!)
I smell peanut butter...which reminds me, I gained 4 pounds since two weeks ago. I blame it on the artificially flavored, globs of sugar shaped like cuddly teddy bears. They are no longer cuddly, are they? Not when they spew from my stomach creating a pouch a mother kangaroo would be proud of. But I'm not a kangaroo, so I am not proud of my pouch, especially when the addicting little colored, chewy, mockingly cute bears from satan are to blame. Or was it the fact I slacked on my work outs for the past two weeks?
The keys on the keyboard are sticky...I shall now end my writing as I question why the keyboard is so sticky...could it be from the peanut butter I smell or the late night internet prawling a certain member of my family partakes in???!!!

Ciao!